Fridelin ™

-Name? -Abdul al Rhazib
-Sex? -Three to five times a week
-No, no... I mean... male or female? -Male, female, sometimes camel!
-HOLY COW! -Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile? -Horse style, doggy style, ANY STYLE!
-Oh deer! -No, no... deer run too fast!